'Money get away, get a good job with more pay and you're okay' stated Pink Floyd. JPJ Sanders replied with 'it's not me you need to tell it's those in the public sector'

30th November 2011, a cricket playing, geography teaching, ipswich supporting, Norwich loathing, aussie abusing, oxford inhabitant, 5 a side football playing male who goes by the name of Mr Speke decided not to come to school today as he is part of a union which by law he is allowed to do so who do not like the conservatives. 30th November 2011, a lawn bowls playing, geography student, Oxford united supporting, that place in Wiltshire that we will not name loathing, aussie aspirer, Abingdon inhabitant, not a 5 a side football playing male but still a member of the marvellous male race who goes by the name of JPJ Sanders cycled to school today to work on his chemistry controlled assessment, because he is not part of a union as well as agreeing with what the conservatives are doing because it will enable future growth for the economy of this interesting island. i was not alone at school today there was Mr Mullord, Mr Downes, Mr Lyne, Mr Davies and one of my favourite conservative Northerners Mr Keelan. Mr Speke was not alone either, he was joined by fellow members of the teaching profession, docters, bin men, public transport drivers, occupational therapists (my auntie) and anyone else who gets their money from the government. these people thought it appropriate to take the measures of walking through our cities dressed as clowns, batman, normal civilians, people with urchins within their uturus and any other dispicable thing i find terrifying to look at in order to get the government to change their mind about making them pay more from their comfortable salaries into their pension pots but get less out, although what they have forgotten is that it is at least another 30 years before they retire we will not be in recession then as the profit from giving them less back contributes to the economical growth and the plan will change for the better. see the problem is, is that i've lost a valuable day of my education, my mock exams start on friday some in the subjects i should have had today, i believe this to be gross negligence of their responsibilities to the government to educate the younger generations. closing the school this soon to mock and real exams cannot be a way to effectively carry this out so because of this i declare war against the public sector! this war i have declared is one that i am supported by the commendable conservative party, the people who have had to miss appointments, people made unable to do their job because they had to look after their urchin as their school was closed, people going to hospital appointments which were cancelled, people who wanted their bins emptied, people who wanted to get to their work without contributing to the myth of climate change through travelling in their cars, people requiring occupational therapy, all those other government services which aid the functioning of this congeniable country. when you work for the public sector you are making it your duty to help this superlative society improve in any way you can, whether it be putting out fires, catching and locking up pykies, teaching geography the future prime minister, helping those that don't like food like food and get back to work, helping people get rid of their rubbish and aid those that are unfortunate enough to be suffering discomfort through illness as well as other more painfult things. i think the behaviour from some of the unions was: unacceptable, predetermined, unnecessary, inappropriate, french like, unfaithful, negligable, an excuse for a day off, foreshadowed, confrontational, one says jump over board they all follow like noahs animals, one big publicity stunt, a search for given respect, the ringing of water from the wet t shirt, a desperate attempt to make the conservatives change, the kitchen sink to be able to afford that Spanish villa (which turns out to be badly built and falls over in a storm), a wish to have their opinion known and the grand finale to promote the daily struggle they face in their professions. well i hate to say this but listen to my good friend David he said it was like that animal that's in the water but the last letters a b not a d. oh yeah 'a damp squib' basically meaning you compromised your futures further by not accepting that change is compulsory, the money you were promised by glutenous Gordan and dunce Darling. they should be thankful they are getting a pension at all, at least they will definitely get one that exsists not a imaginary labour letter saying it's lost somewhere. so troops lets get things back to normal using a good bit of democracy or do what i've done upset them all. so how have i upset them all? by telling them what i think therefore making their priority telling me how i'm wonderfully wrong even though i am characteristically correct. the solution is simple we need to have a strike of our own next time they change something we've all agreed to. this union thing can always be used as a retalliation, we can form our own union if the public sector can so can the people who use the public sector. after all we are a democracy so no one can tell us were in the wrong, have i done so no, i've given my view analysed the situation looked at the results and made conclusions about how successful they were. everyone has a point to prove, everyone always wants something more, everyone is a human being with the genetic material to desire. if people aren't happy about what the bankers are doing go and join them as a member of the public sector you can't beat them only increase the gap between you and them. by joining them you won't have to worry about your pension, you'll earn enough through making up imaginary bonuses which labour allowed them to do. working for the public sector is not about money it is about satisfaction that is why it is run by the government. if you do not want the satisfaction don't moan and negatively impact the people that require your occupation. after all your money can get away, you can get a job with more pay and still be okay.