'Gold always believe in your soul, you've got the power to know' sang Spandau Ballet, JPJ Sanders replied with 'yes you do, but the government needs the gold and they have the power to melt you down'

8.45 i burst through the double doors that prevent me from entering the sports hall, swish my hair to the left. push someone from their chair and replace them, 'that's my seat' i say. i'm in the zone, pencil case out, offend ruffian behind me for distracting me. do the usual pre exam prank 'any tracing paper?' i ask (on Wednesday before the exam i made everyone panic by asking whether anyone had colouring pencils my associate Mr Meredith panicked to the point of buying some) a man of supposed power who copies my powerful strides bounds in shouts at people to get ready. 'time for business to commence' i announce. there is a variety of colour a different shade for each emotion being felt, there's a red tinge for those that aren't sure they've revised enough, a green tinge if you are regretting not doing any, a pink shade if you've revised but nervous about filling your potential and me my pink face with red blotches evidence that i am raring to go a expression of power spread accross my face LET'S GET TO WORK! question after question is answered my right arm stretched out to release tension in it stating it's intent with a characteristic click. one and a half hours later majority of questions answered few mistakes made. 1 down 2 to go, the next exam on the agenda is philosophy and rel_g_on (that word will not be mentioned on here) i look around the room apprehensively of the sights that will greet me some people of potential revising ready for the challenge. see i don't call an exam a exam they are a reflection of my genius reflecting on my competance, proof that i can run this interesting island. i just loathe the messages of people saying that they are going to fail. if you say you are going to fail you will accept failure. you take my approach of telling the world what a genius you are you will achieve because you are attempting to overexceed which enables you to achieve or overachieve. like i put in my P+R exam we are all equal and individuals therefore possess the trait to achieve therefore i declare war against those among us who do not believe in their own potential. //

i do not see the point at approaching things that have a potential impact on your career and the rest of your life negatively it is stupid and shows that you are insecure, you don't know that you've failed till i tell you dressed as Dame Edna singing every mother wants a boy like elton in the chord of F. what's the point of being negative, immature, nervous, not believing, childish, achievement abolishing, determination demolishing, glass half empty, having a black zebra with white stripes rather than a white zebra with black stripes, another brick chipped out of the big societies wall, a negative influencing, miserable, moaning, complaining, whining, bemusing, waste of potential talent, time wasting, demotivating and worst of all future squanderer because if you are like that doing a exam where your mark is 'g_d given' what are you going to be like when you have to meet a deadline or work under pressure when there is a lack of staff or a increase in work. that attitude makes you unemployable in my opinion making you another statistic, while the people with a positive attitude calculate the statistics you are part of. people with a negative attitude are never noticed they are one of many mindless minitiuares, while positive people are noticed due to their magnificent, marvellous minority. as a result i need an army of positive people to put an end to this negative attitude! //

people often think i don't like them. this is mostly true however i'm proud of some of you, you've managed to achieve things that have surprised me, after that there is nothing to make you feel small. it may have been luck that has left you standing tall, however you are worth a peice of gold, therefore you should believe in your soul as when you were born you were given the power to know that you have the potential to be indestructable if you always believe in your soul because you will earn gold. i know that through fighting this war their positivity is bound to return, through there negativity i'm sure there's something i could have learned but we all know that i'm indestructible as are you. we've all got the power to achieve great things through our positivity so you really should like Spandau Ballet believe in your soul and all will be golden. apart from the fact that the government may want to include you as a economic asset, but your indestructable so it shouldn't harm your positive attitude.