'I hear them saying tomorrows just another day' sang Madness, JPJ Sanders replied with 'and i say give it your best shot because it gets better everyday'

the moment i uttered the 6 words that will stay with me the rest of my life i can most certainly say was one of the best i've ever had. not only did make me and Lord Gable laugh like we were back in primary school but it also made my 6th form the most memorable Miss Dering has ever had the pleasure of being in. it is quite apparent that I am not just one in a million but one in 7 billion there has never been someone quite as unique as me before and there never will be (apart from my only son Bruce JPJ Sanders The One and Only apart from his father Sir Lord JPJ Sanders) this same philosophy applies to us all. will there ever be someone so protective of their chickens again like Mr Greenwood, someone as nervous about public speaking as Lord Gable. someone so absent minded when it comes to gossip as Lord Allen, or someone as insecure as Mr Leaver. No there definitely won't that's why when the great influential man of the 1st Century Brian stood naked on his balcony after having rumpy bumpy with a women and preached to his followers (not twitter followers) 'You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!' this is a phrase that applies to peoples behavior around exam time. being the charismatic conservative that i am i often have my own set of liberal democrat followers asking what sort of revision i'm doing, like my mate Dave i too have called them all Nick, you have Nickolas Wilkinson, Nickolas Meredith, Nickolas Patel, Nickolas Jones, Nickolas Absolom and lots of other people who's actual first names aren't Nick. you see the thing is, is that when your revising at school it is important to do exactly the same things that you would do at home, for example i took my shoes off and listened to pink floyd through my big 1990's headphones because being aspergic and having the perfect male brain i have to feel comfortable in order to revise at my best. so anyway these are my tips on how to revise at school during the first week of what i call 'the 5 days to intellectually conquer the immediate world'.

1. use the same paper that you would revise on at home. i have 'The Pad of Logic by JPJ Sanders the commencing of the journey' which will be available for purchase June 28th 2012. 2. ignore everyone around you, i aid this process by sending an email to my peers stating that when you can't hear me offending/insulting/being truthful/stating my opinions do not disturb me. 3. hum to the music you are listening to, that way you ruin everyone else's revision lowering their grades but improving yours if like me you can multi task better than most women (especially as i am currently singing to queen and typing at the same time whilst fighting the urge to stop my grandmothers snoring by using a pillow as a sedative) 4. write 'I am the best' at the top of every page you use intimidating those around you as they are aware that you have a high degree of confidence in your ability as an intellectual individual. 5. use an orange felt tip pen, or the foundation from a female year 11's cheeks to revise with as it's a great colour and looks really vibrant against beige paper and gorgeous green bowling greens. 6. check social networking sites every 20 minutes that way you maintain a social life as well as becoming one of the great marvellous minds of the 21st century 7. listen to one vision by queen this will help you define your goals so at the end of the '10 days to intellectually interest the world of teaching with our many mighty wonderful words emblazoned elegantly across perfectly folded pages. 8. remember it's not about hitting your Family Fisher Trust predicted grade it's about showing the world how brilliant you are destroying your peers making them look inferior to you. 9. don't kill the Northerner that keeps sniffing and distracting you from your science coursework it creates health and safety issues for the years below. 10. if you say your the BEST, you believe you are the BEST, you will do the BEST revision, you will give the exam your BEST shot, causing you to achieve the BEST grade in the year. follow my tips and interpreting those your teachers give you as alternatives to mine and you will revise knowing that you tried hard, you'll think you did your best, a feeling you'll have again and again throughout your life after all who needs rest, my mother once said closing my door that i can't carry on no more but i proved her wrong, all you'll hear me saying is that tomorrows just another day with a few added extras thrown in to keep the routine interesting and test your ability to adapt to the challenging change, because as you hear me say life can only get better everyday because at the end of the day tomorrows just another day. just another day when you will fill your brain with the required knowledge reading the JPJ Sanders War On Everything to gather the inspiration and motivation you require. you've listened long to your teachers be confident that you've taken it in, once you've taken in these facts go for a swim. is it down, down, down or up, up, up only you can decide but by reading this you're definitely up, up, up. you want need that moment to reflect on the friendships you've wrecked because your all in this together. Exams are wars between you and the exam. the winner of the war is the one who avoids being shredded in early September, and we all know who that is going to be! YOU!