'it must be love' well it's not till i JPJ Sanders announce it!

many people often say to me Jordan you were born in the wrong generation, i agree. i dearly wish i was a 70's child. i try to imagine what it would be like to be a teenager in the 80's i think it would be brilliant! I'd be watching Robert Millar (now Phillipa York) battle it out with the Spanish in the mountains; it wouldn't be weird to listen to A-ha, OMD, Madness or any of the bands that in my opinion would destroy the punks of today! i would be able to do miles and miles on my bike without seeing a car. lawn bowls was regularly on TV and my mighty youthful yellows would be beating the best teams in England winning the milk cup and causing upsets in the old first division. yet i don't think of myself as old fashioned i am a very open minded person which is why i thought i would write about a subject that i have no clue about which is why I'm trying to learn about it in case it comes down to me to keep the Sanders name alive and supply the world with permanent arrogance, ignorance and all the other great qualities i possess. at my spectacular state school that goes by the name of Larkmead we have a lesson on a Wednesday afternoon known as PDC (personal development curriculum) today's topic was sexuality again due to my ignorance and lack of social interaction for 13 of my 16 years i again have no clue about the subject apart from what I've overheard while gossiping with my associates and peers (people like me don't really have friends) however this does sometimes land me in trouble till the point that peers threaten my fertility! so we are discussing sexuality and someone asked me about mine the answer to this is that i'm not really sure as there is really only one person in life i find attractive and doesen't repulse me in the slightest. ME. people say to me that life doesen't revolve around me but in theory my life does revolve around me, myself and I. for some reason because i am the only person i care about this makes me selfish however these people are wrong as usual for a selfish person is someone who is devoted to  or caring only for oneself; concerned primarily with one's own interests, benefits, welfare, etc., regardless of others. this is not true in my case as i am devoted to telling people about why me theories about life are the best and why my instincts are to be trusted (after all i do have the perfect male brain) it is because of this that i think people need to pay more attention to me when it comes to love, romance or sexuality as i don't know anything about it i have researched it in great detail so i can participate in the conversations my peers and associates have in an intellectual way. so now to fight the war on love! possums (becuase one doesen't enjoy using 'people') please open your eyes look at your companion if you have met them (because maybe they live far away like Eastbourne for example) are they attractive, do you share a common interest with them (like the same tv shows), do you think about them before you go to bed and the first thing you think about in the morning like my associate zoe does about her companion. or was it the influence of modern pop groups singing songs about what a males didgeridoo does before engaging in rumpy bumpy. or maybe 25 years on from the great mid 80's when madness released a song 'it must be love' which the copyright has now run out on enabling them to make an advert therefore people listen to the lyrics and it makes them ponder maybe i should give that guy/girl a chance who knows it might be love. and i must emphasise the might because in my omnipotent opinion people too often don't even like the person they are going into a relationship with but there has been  no flirting before hand none of the girl playing hard to get, the boy going down the gym working on their marvellous muscles in order to make the boys jealous a girl goes up to a guy she's a bit desperate and panicking because she realises all her other friends are 'getting on it and ting' (don't know what that means but it's in the urban dictionary) so therefore a guy who she knows well went to primary school with them, suddenly they become suitable candidates. skip ahead 2 weeks no relationship status changed on facebook no retweets on twitter see them hug once, next day relationship over! in my omnibenevolent opinion this is just a waste of potential as i believe that being single while all your friends are companionated shows a real strength in character which appeals to me and most other members of the marvellous male race. in addition that she is waiting for a handsome, gorgeous in all areas man to whisk her off her feet supplying her with all of her desires. now like i said i'm no expert but i all believe it's in the eyes love my friend the fabulous miss Jones her male companion is Mexican and when they talk about the other half of the companionship there voice springs up an octave their eyes light up and their heart rate shoots past their anaerobic threshold! so possums unless you are like that ignore all songs about love you hear, be patient there just has to be someone that fits your criteria (people keep telling me that and i'm starting to believe them), don't allow your lambrini fuelled self to control your rador/criteria and generally stop putting your longing for a male to take you to a land where you live happily ever after off the social networks! so unless i see it in your eyes and tell your companionship that it is love. IT'S NOT LOVE! SO IGNORE SONGS LIKE THIS ONE!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmezIIrFQmY