'no commitment, 'you're an embarassment, yes an embarassment, a living endorsement' said Madness as he looked accross the playground as well as a certain females news feed

i remember the day like it was yesterday and it's quite surprising how quickly that time has gone. 2 and a quarter years ago i got a new phone the nokia e63. the nokia e63 was a smart phone which i still have, it's actually my mothers phone although i bought her a much simpler phone as it was a bit confusing for her and she's not the most nimble with her fingers. i got the phone the day i started playing lawn bowls. it was a Friday, i had just arrived back from assisting a kayaking course (another sport that I've played) i had a shower did the hubba rubba dubba drying dance, with a towel wrapped wonderfully awesomely around my marvellous beautiful body, i ventured into the land down under (my bedroom) where lay a package with a phone (the nokia e63). the phone was really good and it engrossed me. fast forward to the indoor bowls season about October the three network kept sending me text messages about free facebook so i asked what facebook was at school to my Friend William 'Stamps' Greenwood and it turned out he had this 'facebook' so on a Saturday morning in October during qualifying for the Japanese grand prix i thought to myself why not get it, maybe i could become popular by being a bit more myself. over these past 2 years i think it was reasonably successful i wrote a book on there, i now have a group of girls i call Jordan's Angels who play netball with me on a Friday lunchtime. the problem is though is that some people use facebook as a medium for embarrassing people by uploading pictures of them in their underwear or if your Robin 'my dads a catholic preist' Butt them pulling their shirt up showing their marvellous god like figures (sarcasm) or most worryingly private conversations between people that may include things such as 'your just too good, too nice and too beautiful' (i do agree). as a result i think these people should amend their ways therefore people that try to humiliate and embarrass other people on facebook i pledge a war against you.

this war is one i genuinely am going to fight against as i do possess a conscience of some kind remarkably breaking generations of Sanders tradition. in my heart of steel which works on mobil 1 oil and deisel which with the rising fuel price is why i have not been functioning as well lately. by commiting these acts of humiliation and embarassment you are presenting yourself as (around the world of stereotyping in 40 insults) small minded, attention seeking, lonely, sad, bored, tractor joy riding, bin ignitor, belly exposing, can't play by the rules of rugby, attempts to speak french, future farmer, stuck in dark ages, struggles with friendship, doesen't understand feelings, inept, lack respect for other peoples privacy, lacks intelligence, bad taste in humour, terrible sense of humour, wears jumpers without clothes underneath, wears school shirts with missing buttons. i could go on but people are complaining about the length of my blogs. so possums we can rise above it and ignore it, hoping they mature although i sincerely doubt that judging by the way that some of them behave worst now than when i first knew them in the good old years when all i had to do was my homework and i could run around or rewatch all the classic formula 1 races. you see the problem is, is that some people think of themselves as very independant as they spend time out of their houses thinking their cool becuase they make flame throwers out of deodrant and a lighter or smoke or do any of the other stupid things the young males of today participate in. WELL YOUR NOT CLEVER YOU IGNORANT, ARROGANT WASTE OF FABULOUS FLESH AND MARVELLOUS MUSCLE. it's people like these that cost people hard earned achievements because they consume and deviate peoples valued time into paying them some pathetic attention. so troops lets name and shame these people and manipulate them into decent human beings who know when things are appropriate or not.

to win this war (which we will) can be done in either two ways we can stoop down to their level use some sense and intelligence and do it better. or alternatively teach them what is appropriate and decent by leading by example. i think a mixture of these 2 methods would work, the first one would give them a taste of their own medicine which is what some of them need. once we've humiliated them and they know how it feels to be on the recieving end we shall manipulate their tiny brains (shouldn't be hard) to knowing what is appropriate and what is not, what is funny and what is going to far to being unfair and insulting (what i saw today i felt most sorry for the female involved) these people just don't know how far too take it overstepping the mark and making themselves look really immature, childish giving the interpretation that they are not to be associated with as they do stupid things like that, sadly it may come to the stage for them when they no longer have friends as they have successfully managed to alienate and humiliate them to the point that they have had enough and go out into the bush land looking for nicer possums to chill up the eucalyptus tree with. if we do not put a stop to this they will continue to embarras themselves and their community maintaining as madness put it no commitment (lack appropriate commitment to peoples privacy and friendship), you're an embarassment (yes they are), yes an embarassment (just to emphasise the point), a living endorsement (an example of one of these people) so social delinquents prove me and madness wrong buck your idiotic ideas up rummage around a medical facility for some testicles duck tape them on in the correct place and become a man!