i woke up at 7am this morning but as i was up so late last night declaring war against people who do not have ambition i decided that i would treat myself to a 15 minute 30 second lie in, i did the usual routine shower, hubba rubba dubba drying shake, brush teeth, reincarnation of the lynx advert, get dressed, make lunch, dry up lunchbox, toast bread, pour milk, get out plate, eat toast drink milk, shoes, coat on, bike out, ride bike pass people who gawp in awe at my speed, get to school, gossip, go to tutor, gossip, engage brain for school, gossip, go home, gossip on facebook, do homework, watch i'm a celebrity, now i'm about to declare a war before going to bed. although today was a bit different for a start i was at school till 5PM, in addition to going to John Mason school to discuss THE FUTURE! it was an exciting evening as me and my grandfather strided around chests puffed out ready to declare an interest where appropriate. i bounded up to the government and politics table, introduced myself declaring my interest in that subject, discussing reforendum's, tory manifesto, Barack Obama and the rest of American politics. in fact the talk was going so well i practically became the first member of the 16-18 government and politics debating group. it was time for a short stroll over to Mr Adams to discuss economics and how we are all affected by them. now came the time for the worryingly frequent thursday evening chat with Miss Halliwell about lawn bowls and cycling. i looked around that room and saw a mixture of expressions, excitement spread accross some, bewilderment over my grandads (he's never ever started an exam let alone considered higher education), horror over those daunted by the acedemic challenge lying before them. however what i found upsetting was the look of dazzled depressed misery which had engulfed their entire evident bodies. it is because of this i feel i have been left with no choice but to use my powerful position to make us all feel better about the future after all if the aspergic can cope with it then anyone can. so negative future outlookers i declare a war against you.
the reasons why i declare a war against such a vunreble, unloved, broken, challenged, easily influenced, argos shopping, never got over woolworths closing down, still heart broken from the break up of A-ha and S-club, scared, dieting, aesthetically worried, panicked, confused, bemused, premiership football club supporting, London Irish or worst London Wasps supporting, worried, deferrs from controversy, keeps them opinions to themselves, socialists, quiet group of individuals is that they need to face the fact that my mother has been injecting me with for 16 years, CHANGE IS GOING TO HAPPEN, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! so from my experiences i have learnt that with every change there is indeed positives and negatives ups and downs confusing between east and west, north and south. you just have to turn your compass, find your bearings, get your head down, use some initiative, ask for help, listen to me, read my blog, be commited, be motivated and everything will fall into place provided the effort is there. see by embracing change you can get a head start because your body will be prepared for the shock of the new challenge the new day and the new dawn. change can be a relatively easy thing to deal with as long as you know that some things will remain the same for example: i have the same lunch everyday, i have the same bedtime routine, i sleep on the same pillow, i get dressed in the same order (boxers, shirt, socks, trousers, tie, jumper) i even have a routine before every Oxford United home game, i always go to the same toilet cubicle and take the same route to my seat. as you've graciously gathered there are some things that will never change no matter what life hurls in your trajectory. therefore men and women (i may be a bit of traditionalist but i'm not a sexist) we need to find these Wally's put them in fluroscent clothing (i can never find them when they were those red and white hoops) making them evident to the outside world that they are not to be touched till they embrace change.
in this society we live in life is so unpredictable that we do not have time to waste wondering what negatives the future may hold, instead we look for the solutions to these negatives as quickly as possible, helping people who require similiar solutions in order to avoid a future dilemma where no one has the answer and you just run around slapping random pictures and text on a board while everyone else around you shouts at you for some unknown reason. the culmination to the problem is one of lasting logic, change your state of mind from negative to positive that way you are more prepared for what lies ahead as you see a way to meander like the middle course of the River Thame around the problem we all face. there is no point on considering whether past choices were the right ones because we have made them they were right at the time yes we all have regrets (i'm regretting starting to write this at 11pm everynight) but at some point in our lives we have to make choices in order to know when faced with a recurring problem the alternatives. use the future as inspiration through the hard times, use the future to break through the wall, use the future to adapt yourself for the better. for the golden days will never pass it is up to you to make the golden times whether it's impersonating your grandparents snoring to someone with a headache trying to find people suitable to create your army of godchildren. there is no such thing as an end to golden days just that the format of them will change the people you choose to spend them with may change but one thing will never change and thats your principles your lifelong routines that help you deal with change and most importantly of all ME, i sincerely doubt that i will change. i'll always be having golden days telling people about my life on the bowls green, educating people of the JPJ Sanders way, writing books and declaring wars. our golden days will never conclude we have a lot to learn because who knows what the golden days will bring? how do we know when they will begin?
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